Socially Awkward himself found a girlfriend! It’s like our lives were moving in opposite directions
. “MOM HOLY SHIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!”
I heard Steve’s door slam, followed by footsteps running down the hall at an Olympic pace, and the words coming from my mom’s voice, trailing off as she flew down the hall: “oh-my-god-sweet-baby-jesus”
Right then I knew two things:
1.
. "Goodnight, baby," I whispered and turned off the light. "Good, now do you remember a while ago when I first used the strap-on on you? You got so horny you tore off your skirt and I told you it turned me on?"
"Yeah, of course, I remember it, it's not something I'll ever forget," she giggled
Socially Awkward himself found a girlfriend! It’s like our lives were moving in opposite directions
. “MOM HOLY SHIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!”
I heard Steve’s door slam, followed by footsteps running down the hall at an Olympic pace, and the words coming from my mom’s voice, trailing off as she flew down the hall: “oh-my-god-sweet-baby-jesus”
Right then I knew two things:
1.
. "Goodnight, baby," I whispered and turned off the light. "Good, now do you remember a while ago when I first used the strap-on on you? You got so horny you tore off your skirt and I told you it turned me on?"
"Yeah, of course, I remember it, it's not something I'll ever forget," she giggled
Socially Awkward himself found a girlfriend! It’s like our lives were moving in opposite directions
. “MOM HOLY SHIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!”
I heard Steve’s door slam, followed by footsteps running down the hall at an Olympic pace, and the words coming from my mom’s voice, trailing off as she flew down the hall: “oh-my-god-sweet-baby-jesus”
Right then I knew two things:
1.
. "Goodnight, baby," I whispered and turned off the light. "Good, now do you remember a while ago when I first used the strap-on on you? You got so horny you tore off your skirt and I told you it turned me on?"
"Yeah, of course, I remember it, it's not something I'll ever forget," she giggled
